Granny smith's memorial day

as some of you know, this was the day granny smith died from an overdose of hardcore music. she was listening to Beethoven and then she tried to do the hustle and got tired and sat on a stapler. the stapler then released a staple into her right butt cheek, giving her butt pains for the following millenia. then she passed away after she saw a stapler. we would like to thank granny smith for making such wonderful pies with rat poison to keep them ratty tatties away. she thought that the last one she ate before she died was great. now donate an apple a day to keep the detectives away. tata

-mother