Wednesday, November 16, 2011
grand pappy jenkins
today is Grand Pappy Jenkins' birthday. i am so thrilled! all day we are going to spend our day at the retirement home knitting and drinking tea. we will also play the most exciting game known to the world BINGO! i have gotten bongo 2 times, in your face Elizabeth the 2. we will inhale oxygen to make our voices high pitched. we will also have a race and go swimming at the children's pool, the deepest pool ever! 2 feet is the deepest i have ever been in, but now we get up to 2 feet and a half! the address is anna savva's house, then we will walk all the way to hanna's house, then to leon's house, then of course meghan's house. it will be classic on all night. please come to fully enjoy our party, we will also be skinny dipping and streaking to the pool, follow me my scarf lovers! tata see you at the party.
Thursday, October 20, 2011
Granny smith's memorial day
as some of you know, this was the day granny smith died from an overdose of hardcore music. she was listening to Beethoven and then she tried to do the hustle and got tired and sat on a stapler. the stapler then released a staple into her right butt cheek, giving her butt pains for the following millenia. then she passed away after she saw a stapler. we would like to thank granny smith for making such wonderful pies with rat poison to keep them ratty tatties away. she thought that the last one she ate before she died was great. now donate an apple a day to keep the detectives away. tata
-mother
-mother
Monday, October 10, 2011
Mother's day
hello my children i'm sorry but i tripped on a pebble and broke the tea cups filled with love and a frog did a stinky woohoo dilly on all of your scarfs, i will make some more next year thank you. also it is my day. Mother's day, not mothers day. today i celebrate me being on this website of friends, responsibility, and duty. i hope you enjoy your willy nilly day. tata see you tomorrow
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